[quote=@Lucius Cypher]
Have you not seen his business card? How the dork life chose him? Let me remind you.

[img]http://orig14.deviantart.net/75f3/f/2012/251/1/1/da_ork_life_by_oevrlord-d5e1wp3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/kM81kGV.jpg[/img]
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Wow, that's incredible. Okay, let me retcon that.

EDIT: Retconned so she decides to call him. She really isn't too keen on Sarina, so even though it's a little out-of-character-seeming, hanging out with an bizarre, well-meaning stranger is still preferable to dealing with her.