[quote=@RoflsMazoy]
A new challenger appears

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[b]Name:[/b] ????
[b]Age:[/b] ????
[b]Race:[/b] Yokai
[b]Gender:[/b] Presumably male
[b]Height[/b] 1 foot
[b]Length:[/b] 2 and a half feet
[b]Weight:[/b] 9.01 Kg

[b]Personality:[/b] Always bright and cheery. Although he lives in the Crimson Sky filled with malformed monstrosities, he's always positive and strives to keep an upbeat attitude and be generally cute. The blobfish in his mouth is another matter entirely, however.

It may as well not really be a living organism as it only reacts with depressing, edgy one-liners in a distinct, depressive Australian accent with lines such as; "Life is a relentless torrent of filth and misery" or "What is the point of joy when we all know the world is going to end some day?" on the list.

[b]Skills and Powers:[/b] Transformation - He has the ability to transform into several previously extinct Crimson Beasts (if there is an ecology in there). Currently, only three of his forms are truly powerful and the rest may as well be trivial in terms of combat potential.

[u][url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140106095820/monsterhunter/images/6/69/MH4-Rathian_Render_001.png]Lacertes[/url][/u] - Despite its fearsome appearance, its attacks are quite basic. Its only special features are its high vitality and its tough scales which make it difficult to take down, as well as  its surprising bursts of speed making it easy to catch people off guard. Capable of flight, if he's in trouble he can also make it evolve into [url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140116143335/monsterhunter/images/c/c2/MH4-Gold_Rathian_Render_001.png]Lacertes Aurea[/url] gaining a considerable boost to weight and defense while keeping its speed high.

[u][url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130502225628/farcry/images/2/22/Far-Cry-3-Blood-Dragon.jpg]Desperadon[/url][/u] - Slower than Lacertes but lacking none of the power, the Desperadon is in a sense his secret weapon. When backed into a corner with no choice but to fight, the Desperadon can enter a rage like state, boosting its physical abilities and letting it shoot lasers out of its mouth.

[u][url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fnaf-rp/images/f/fd/MHP3-Zinogre_Render_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20150514014531]Xalos[/url][/u] - His most powerful form, it has more power than the Desperadon and comparable speed to Lacertes. It is also capable of emitting short ranged electricity from its body. When in trouble, Xalos can gain the ability to project its lightning in the form of bolts, upgrading it to [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140216040401/monsterhunter/images/6/62/MHRoC-Zinogre_Art_001.jpg]Xalos Fulmina[/url]. If he's really in trouble, then out comes [url=http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131231072300/monsterhunter/images/9/9f/MH4-Stygian_Zinogre_Render_001.png]Xalos Omega[/url].

[b]Bio:[/b] It is unknown how this little Yokai came to be, or why he is what he is. The Crimson Sky is known for its horrific horrors and he doesn't really fit compared to even the weakest Yokai. But his small form hides a vast power, an ancient power. If you ask him, he'll never tell you, but there are a lot of secrets in the Crimson Sky.
[b]Equipment:[/b] Blobfish
[b]Other:[/b] It is currently unknown what his blobfish does.[/hider]
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Okay, I agree, WHA' DA FUK IS DAT? The only thing I got out of that is 'blobfish'