Silly people, don't you know erectile dysfunction is only a result of our souls being held down by Earth's gravity?

Hi, I'm Quattro Bajeena, and I'm here to tell you that the only thing stopping you from satisfying, turgid erections is the degenerative effects of earthnoid living. Living in colonies is clinically proven to provide male enhancement: how do I know this? I've got vagina [i]in my name[/i], and with Spacenoid living, you can too.