My husband and I are a great couple

Me: "Tori's not coming over tonight. Its just us for dinner."
Dr: "Why's she staying home?"
"She didn't sleep well and her back is killing her so she's in a grumpy mood. She doesn't want to come here and bitch at us. Pregnant hormones and all."
"Whatever."
"She said, and I quote: 'I'm just going stick it in tonight'" -husband chuckles- "Right? I was like 'hehehe, stick it in' and she called me an asshole."
"She's the one who said it!"
"I know! She walked right into that."