[quote=@GodOfWar]
<Snipped quote by The Fated Fallen>

Generation? Oh, you don't know sir! [i][b]The Pitch-Trident Spork[/b][/i][sup]TM[/sup] Comes secretly with a contact time-machine, so whenever it's picked up it sends the whole world back a month! We have a millennium, Boss!
[/quote]

Reminds me of the Bastion, spoilers if you haven't completed the game