Alright, here is my super serious CS which is totally what I'll actually be using and not making for shits and giggles.
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Name: X
Aliias: 3dge 1ord (pronounced Edge Lord, plebes)
Gender: Male 
Age: Q in 1st year
Appearance:
[img]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/chuunibyou-demo-koi-ga-shitai/images/0/08/-Official-_Dark_Flame_Master.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121205105321[/img]
Bio: <insert some dark, shady ass past of him actually being from another world of darkness and nightmares with a gripping emotional connection that has left X a badass, mysterious, and dank as fuck. Probably has something of his whole family dying and hims seeking vengeance along side his quest to be the number one and become undefeatble and pwn n00bz with 1337 skills. Also includes him not trying to fall for his weaknesses. Batteries and emotional music sold separately.>
Powers:
- The ability to become one with teh shadowz
- Turn anything he haz zharp af
- An infinate amount o' poisonz
- A prison shanker
- Two concealable M60 machine gun that he can duel weild (hidden in his sleeves)
- Can reduce his own life span to healor hisself and bring allies back from death
- Infinate magical stamina
- Agility of that which allows him to move at the speed of light more short bursts.
Other:
3edgy5you.
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(Don't worry, I'll come up with a serious character that i will actually be using soon enough)