"Ready sir?"
"Of course"
The Romanian Preisdent Mr Y had recently been attacked by the Russain goverment in false accusations of sabotaging cheese and therefore starving much of the Russian population, in a attempt to smooth over the crisis the Romanian goverment decided it would be best to give a speech to the world.
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"Good people of the world I greet you. It has come to my attention that the Russian goverment is accusing us of their... Rather pathetic... Cheese shortage. I can assure you good people that we had nothing to do with the cheese crisis. I would advise the Russian goverment to get their facts straight before such accusations."

A few days later in foreign headlines: Romanians know nothing about cheese!