[quote=@Alan Hawke]
<Snipped quote by ReaptheMusic>

[b]Kaldur'ahm rushed out of his quarters--clearly frustrated and offended, [color=00aeef]"Who the hell went through my porn stash?!"[/color] But deep down he knew damn well who had done it... he clenched his fists and then shouted loudly as he collapsed to his knees.

[color=00aeef]"QUERY YOU BASTARD!"[/color][/b]
[/quote]

Query finding out that Kaldur watches The Little Mermaid parody will change things forever. He'd start randomly singing songs from the movie whenever he's around him.