Well, I think that's mainly because you didn't explain the premise well enough and it [i]is[/i] a pretty touchy subject.

E.G. what exactly will we be in heavens' or hells' armies? The lowliest castes? Archangels? The Devil himself? God himself? Also, how will you actually handle the both of em? I'm pretty sure you aren't a prophet or anything so literally HOWEVER you characterize them will rustle at least one set of jimmies. Also, will we be doing 'popular culture' christianity, or 'direct from the bible' christianity?