You become immortal and are forced to watch all your friends and loved ones age and die so that all you have to write for the rest of infinity are angsty poems the emo kids will steal and post on Tumblr as their own.

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You will listen to it too much that you'll get sick of reality and have a miserable rest of your life.
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You say that as if it hasn't already happened.

I wish my nail polish never chipped.