[quote=@Antarctic Termite]
Maybe you should get some real friends, nerd
[/quote]

But then you have to do things like *cringe* hang out, or go grab drinks with them. That takes time away from more meaningful things, like arguing about which obscure town Fallout 5 should be set in, or masturbating to animated porn gifs in which all the faces have been cleverly replaced with Aubrey Plaza's.