No Michigan winters are worse because they're all I know so I'm automatically experiencing the worst. :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII xD

"Man, all this training is just so frustrating. If only a man, with a Sharingan and a mask with some awesome ninja dogs would just come over here and--"
"You're talking out loud."
"...IF ONLY A MAN WITH A SHARINGAN, AND A MASK, WITH SOME AWESOME NINJA DOGS WOULD JUST COME OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME REAL HANDS-ON TRAINING!"