[quote=@BrobyDDark]
Wish granted. You're no longer a fucking nerd. Now you can go out and get a life! *unending laugh track*

I wish upon a star that I could time-travel using m'dick.
[/quote]

That actually hurt :(

Congrats, wish granted. BrobyDDark is now stuck in the stone age.

I wish I had a life.