"Can you believe this!?" Mr Y said to his Deputy and several other ministers, slamming the latest of Romania Times on his desk. The headlines said "Russian food in abundance! Russians celebrate by creating a railroad!".
"Sir this is in direct opposite of what our intelligence says, according to our source the Russians are starving and their Goverment is ignoring the problem and building military bases instead!"
"Ach! Even worse!"
"Sir if the Russian people are starving then their is a reduced likely ness of a Russian threat"
"Are you blind boy? The Russians will only use this as further evidence of sabotaging their cheese!" Mr Y sat at his desk, dismissed his ministers and began to eat a fresh bowl of nuts while starting a blueprint of diplomatic embargo against Russia.