Would you all shut up about who is and isn't nerds!? 

As the cool kid of the group I feel it's my solemn duty to settle the matter, in as solid and final a fashion as possible, so no one is left with any doubt as to who the nerd is. So listen close, cause I ain't repeating myself.

You're all on an online roleplaying play-by-post guild

[h3][b]You're all nerds![/b][/h3]

p.s Cept Hillan. He lacks the pre-requisite intelligence. He's really more of a geek.

p.p.s And before anyone gets smart, I ain't a nerd either. I'm only here ironically, so it doesn't count.