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[h1]Keira Crowell[/h1]

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[h3][b]What's your name?[/b][/h3]

[i]Uh, Keira Crowell. Isn't this like, and expected thing for most highschoolers? Is the ability to put your name at the top of your paper a necessary instruction now?[/i]
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[h3][b]How old are you?[/b][/h3]

[i]I'm really starting to wonder what I'm applying for here. Uh, I'm actually nineteen years old and a freshman in college.[/i]
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[h3][b]What do you look like?[/b][/h3]
[i]Okay, first off, I want to say that I hate my height. There are a lot of pretty cute guys around me that refuse to take interest because I'm the same height or taller than them. I'm about 5'9, which I know isn't super impressive to some of you guys but hey all I know is that I've been taller than all of my girl-friends. I guess I'm pretty fit, I mean upstate NY is pretty nice this time of year and I need to do SOME form of physical activity in order to not end up being 300lbs and have NO boys interested in me. So I guess I have some core and leg strength? I dunno man. Two mile runs are pretty killer.

I have dark hair and brown eyes because I am the average american person. I also wear contacts a lot because evolution decided to cripple one of the human's TWO advantages over the rest of the animals around. Thankfully I'm pretty sure I'm intelligent. Or just really, really lucky on multiple choice tests.

Leather jackets are bae. They make me feel like I'm actually badass.[/i]

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[h3][b]Do you have any hobbies?[/b][/h3]

[i]My hobbies include internet memes, eating, Netflix, keeping exotic animals that I probably shouldn't be keeping and working at at a natural history museum. The pay of which I use to facilitate my bad habits and hobbies. I'm also pretty big into tech in general. Despite what most college freshman would admit to, I'm also pretty okay with studying... and reading.

I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love, okay?![/i]
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[h3][b]What are some things that you especially dislike?[/b][/h3]

[i]Well I mean, sleep and I have a love-hate relationship. Sudden, loud noises. I don't really hate anything especially. I find a lot of things annoying though.[/i]
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[h3][b]What are your goals for the future? Both immediate and long-term[/b][/h3]

[i]Haaa... I'm going with a biochemistry major because a degree in something that sounds sciency will probs get you a job anywhere. I like operating under some lyric I head in a song about... sunscreen or something? 'Some of the most interesting 20 year olds dont know what they want to do, THE most interesting 40 year olds still dont.'

Am I doing this right?
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[h3][b]What's your home life like? Specifically, what is your relationship like with your parents?[/b][/h3]

[i]Well I mean I visit pretty often and they pay for my apartment so I can work and college effectively. I'm an only child so they help out when they can and all that. The dog's pretty cool too I guess. I live alone though. It's pretty convenient because I can be a slob and no one judges me.[/i]
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[h3][b]What's your favorite animal, and why?[/b][/h3]

[i]I love owls. I have a pet owl. He hates me. Why is the owl my favorite you ask? Well, try riding a bicycle at night and picking up a moving burrito with your feet- based upon the sound that it makes...

...Nailed it.[/i]
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[h3][b]Favorite color?[/b][/h3]

[i]Well, my favorite color is 'Fallow'... Not necessarily because I like it for being cool or anything but because I looked up 'Colors no one knows about' and the picture the website used to describe it was a [url=http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Persian_Fallow_Deer_1-556x400.jpg]really funny picture of a deer[/url]. And now all I can think about when i think of Fallow was a picture of that stupid deer.

Yes, a deer is a color to me. MOVING ALONG.[/i]
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[h3][b]Do you identify with any song or piece of music?[/b][/h3]

[i]Uh.

Uh.[/i]

[i]*Vibrates rapidly*[/i]
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[h3][b]Do you believe in aliens?[/b][/h3]

[i]Well I mean the universe is a big place and we've already found single cell life imprinted onto comets that hit earth sooo...[/i]
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[h3][b]Tell me about your relationship with ______[/b][/h3]

TBD since Deadbeat is WORKIN ON IT.[/center][/hider]

I think I did a thing