[quote=@RomanAria]
Oh god. A showdown between Key, Terminal, and mdk. Wonderful.
*hides in shame in the mediocre-author corner*
[/quote]

Oh don't worry, while I might write long stories, they're honestly just me vomiting out all the words I can think of. There are countless contradictions and plot holes in all of my stories because I never take the time to edit them, and the only reason I appear good is because you can't hear the contradictions while I'm vomiting, and the vomit solidifies to fill the plot holes.

Sorry for that mental image, by the way.

Really sorry.

[quote=@Blitz]
Here's a lie: my grade point average HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
[/quote]

I suppose I could decide to write about my grade in Math.

Because I really shouldn't be passing that class.

(In other news, I could always write about an entirely different war and tell an entirely different heart-wrenching true story that will leave you screaming for the characters to not do what they're about to do.)