You and me both, brother.

... So, I took the liberty of starting the RP early.

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[i]Welcome back to Dust: the Sitcom![/i]

Cyrus walks into a room. A laugh-track plays loudly in the background, as he seems to have forgotten to put on pants, and his heart-patterned boxer shorts can clearly be seen by our live studio audience. "Jeepers!" He proclaims, much to the delight of the audience, "I seem to have misplaced my trousers!" Another laugh-track ensues.