Alright, since I don't really want to write a one paragraph post, and for the sake of fluidity, I'll just ask straight up.

Diggerton, in my post, Soloist was somersaulting through the air. Her Heavy Arms are positioned from her back, and she's vertically spinning. More importantly, while her two Heavy Arms would be positioned more around her sides, her Land Demolisher is positioned at the center of her back. By attempting to land on top of her, Newt would be, metaphorically speaking, jumping into the blades of a helicopter. Can you tell me what she's going to do in response to it, if you think that she'd be able to react in time? Because it's probably going to smack her down into the ground if it lands.