I know you guys aren't trying to one-up each other but I just think that'd be hilarious if true.

"Let's see here... Oh so that's what you gonna do, Happy? Alright I got this, I got this... 'Parents set on fire by clowns then spiders laid eggs in their crispy corpses and created mutant spider children who fed on my tears...'"

No, but I like your posts, don't worry about that haha