Opening credits - A real human bean/and a real hero By nobody I know

Waking up - Pressure David Bowie, Queen

Getting on the computer and dicking around for a few hours - You are a pirate Alestrom

Replying to internet drama - That son that plays when Purdy the Dirty Birdy screws with the cat Dirty Birdy

Takin' a shit - Ready Steady Go some japanese guys

Eating - Waiting on the world to change John Mayer

Responding to previous internet drama, which has turned into a full on fight and wouldn't ya know it? It hasn't escalated enough for Sherly to get involved - Gone Sovereign/Absolute Zero Stone Sour

Masturbating - The Internet Is For Porn Avenue Q

Moving out - Electric Avenue some guys

Living on my own Mad World Gary Jules

Getting a job which is nothing but doing repetitive boring shit Mad World 1983 Tears for Fears

Losing that job two years later over something not my fault The Sound of Silence Paul Simon

Winning the subsequent court case Might as well jump Van Halen

Starting up a business Nothing because there is nothing for this

Being successful for the rest of my days happy-happy-joy-joy Ren & Stimpy show

Suddenly dying of a massive heart attack and then funeral Mad World again

Ending credits - The Touch Stan Bush


Did I do it right?