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Eve goes entirely yellow-green in the face, [color=fafabe]"If I had the liberty to 'grow up' as you put it, I would've very well done so long ago. But no. Ooooh no. Not only can I not have the assurance of not being blown away by a gust of wind or shattering upon impacts that probably wouldn't even scratch the rest of you, not only am I pathetically small and weak, but I can't even temporarily change that! Because if I do,"[/color] *Tries to attempt shifting, which only causes a horrendous glitching that wouldn't look out of place next to Missing No.* 
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"̧̢̳̖̞̣̻̬͙̭ͣͦ̔ͩ͛̎̈́̄ͤͭ͊̓͒͟͝ͅ!̓ͫ͊ͬ̇̈́̈́̅͐ͬ̇ͧ͋ͧ̚͏́҉̻̱̦̙͖̺̺̠͙͔͍̼͡d̵̝̮̤̟͚̖̘̲̖̫̻̲̘͍̄ͩ͌̍̍̓̔̃̏̔ͤ̀͡a̵̴̢͎̲̝̖̟̞̭̦ͦ̏͛̒̇̋̊́͆̅͌̔͒̐ͭ̈́ͨ̅͟ͅë̲͍͎̝̋͛̽ͫͯ̔̋̃̑͡͠ͅt̶̢͕̱̖̦̅̂̉͌̑̓̀̀͛̿́s̢͉̞̰̭̦ͭ̾̓ͮ̍̉̇ͮ͠͝n͊͂͂͌͒ͭ̿͒͒͋͂͌͏̨̤̗͎͕͚̩͈͉̰͉͡į̨̼͙̹̞̼̣͕̗̮̰̱̪̫̥̗͆́̊̃̊̓ͥ̕͢ ̴̨̡͇̣̝̙̞̰̬͓̯̈̇̂͑̋ͩ̉͌̇̋̃̓͛ͦ̍́͞ͅg̡̛̛͍͈̭̦͕͔̜͑̎͒ͮ̃͐̔̽̅̓̚̕͢i̡̦̙̤̱͚̞̭͉̦̗͑̈̆ͧ̏͂̍ͤ̌ͭͪ̌͜͡ͅn̬̪̪̠̒̔͋ͯ͒͂̔̕͝n͚̖͚̲̤̥̟͍̲̣̯̱̰̹̦͐͆͗ͫͨͪͬ̂ͦ̃̊̾͑̓͊̊̚̕͜ȩ̢̖͓̭̯͚͈̻̫̭͕̫̘̬̞̣̖̏̏ͥ͐͘p̵̶̨̨̙̞̘̖͈̟͔̗͍͕̗̲̹̮̣̎̎ͧ͑̉̍p̹̲̙̘̱̝̫̬̤̰͈̤̎͋͊̈́ͧ̆ͤ͊͗ͧ̿͛ͫ̀̕͟ḁ̵̢̬̱͚̜͖̘̲̲̺̹̺̭̝̇ͮ́̓̅̍̌͂ͣͬ̌̀́̒̒̈́̿̚͟͢͞ͅh̨̛̞̖̭̺̬̰̬͓̩̳͚̺̱ͩ̋ͦͯ͑͆̃̾͂͑ͮͨ̋ͤͧ̌ͪ̽́͟͢ ̸̩̞͇̮̻̺͇̫̻̲̩̱̞̮͎̯̱͊͒̾̐ͥͨ̔̾̈́͘p̷͖͍̰̤̝̜̖̳̺͎̼̫̺̹̞̫̪̽͋̄͛̾ͬ́̈́͑̑̈̊̓̃̀͝͞ũ͓̣̭̠̪̘̰͚̩͖̪̤̳̣͙̪̬̎̒̏͂ͨͣ̀ͦ͋̔̐ͣ̚͟ͅ ̇̒̑͒̀̃͂ͥ͗̂̒̉̇͋̾͘͢͏̫̯̲̼͍͕̫̝̲͖̩̹͟ͅͅs̵̷̡̛̲͍̫̲͋̾͌̿̍ď͗͋͐҉̼̘̳͍̞̫̫͉̭̭͕̲͇̘̗̀́n̡͕͍̺̗̦̟̗͉̱̼̫̜̘̪͉͓̾̽͑͗ͧͩ̾͗́͡͡͞ͅͅȅ̵̡̢͈̟̝̺̟̣͇͚͗̐ͣͯ͐̐̇̓̕ͅͅ ̴̨̢̙̝̣̠̟͍̠̙͊̇̾̍̆͡ͅsͭ̈́̒̍͗̎ͤͫ͊̃ͦͦͫ͡҉̮̤̞̦̥̟̹̰̲͙ḭ̵̩͇͔̰̈͒ͧ̒͋̓̔͟ḩ̱͕̤͖̌ͥͪ͠Ţ̴̯̠̙̹̰̙̓͗ͣ̌̄͛̅̓͛ͥ͒͌̓ͦ̿"̡̬̞̰͎̰̤͉͍̳̼̪̘͈̣̫̝͕̉̅̋̋̾ͮ̑̊͋͑̑ͭ̍͘͝

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