*Hologram of me appears*
Yoooooo!!! Who's ready to get dis pah-tee started!!... No? Don't do that? Okay, okay, fine. I'm just so excited for the event I have planned for those we're allowing to hear us! Isn't that exciting? Big ol', boring me has been gone for far too long. Well now I'm baaaaack! Just wanted to give them the heads up, and to prepare for something that cannot really be prepared for anyways... Still, only fair to warn 'em!
*Hologram dissipates*