Keyguy's Guide to Summer Reading Assignments:

-Buy book
-Throw book to the side
-Formulate opinions on society vaguely related to said book
-Adjust said opinions to math those of your teacher
-Look at questions, re-adjust opinions to match what everyone knows the questions written by the teacher want you to think
-Fill in questions with your no longer opinionated opinions, because they'll all be asking for editorials
-Bring in book with a bookmark at the very end and use it as proof that you read the book
-Get an A+