[quote=@Awson]
Write about how I am so awesome and attractive that I turn lesbians straight because they want to bang me so badly. And then they proceed to do that.

And then do a part where I get stabbed in the throat because even mentioning the idea of turning lesbians straight for you is really immature, inappropriate, and not actually as funny as guys think it is.
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You should just do what his sig said. [quote]Teach turtles to be ninjas.[/quote]