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[center]1.) I'm disgusting.
2.) I make a mess out of everything.
3.) I [i]always[/i] get caught.[/center]

[b]Name:[/b] Mortimer Toynbee – “Toad”
[b]Age:[/b] 19
[b]Gender:[/b] Male
[b]Universe:[/b] Marvel Earth-8096 (Wolverine & the X-Men)

[b]Personality:[/b] If he had gotten the chance to graduate high school, he would've been voted “Most Likely to Hide Under a Chair During Combat” in the yearbook, but he hadn't gotten the chance, so...what could have been wasn't. He does, however, hide under chairs frequently; chairs, desks, beds, inside the pantry, behind a teammate—anyplace available, really. Mort's a nervous, subservient, cowardly, but loyal and sweet-hearted young man who looks like a frog got freaky with Danny Pudi. He has a habit of faking confidence if he thinks he has allies who'll back him up when he's in trouble, namely the Brotherhood, and spends his time hating himself for the stupid things he says later on. So, tl/dr: anxiety-ridden, submissive, not-so-brave, loyal, self-conscious, nice, and a wreck.

[b]Bio:[/b] Mort was born in Chicago and was heavily mistreated by his father for his mutated appearance and diminutive personality. When he was fourteen he ran from home, leading him to a life on the streets where he turned boot-licking into an artform and did many a thing for money he's not comfortable reliving. At seventeen he was recruited into the Brotherhood of Mutants, a small terrorist organization, by Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver). Having no prior combat experience outside of small scraps over money, he didn't do well; his employment as a terrorist culminated in one too many captures by the MRD. Pietro let him go a few months ago (left him in the MRD facilities to rot), and after escaping with a plethora of other mutants, has been sleeping in an abandoned warehouse since.
Hoping to get the ball of life rolling, he snuck onto that damn S.P.R.E.A.D. Shuttle and now life's rolling for sure. He doesn't really know what's going on but it scares him and he's not happy with this arrangement.

[b]Equipment:[/b]
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[*]Feet && Shin Guards
[*]Satchel
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[*]Sketchpad
[*]Wallet w/ Fake ID & $43:25
[*]2 dark chocolate bars and a bag of Doritos 
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[*]Small Utility Belt
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[*]Pocket knife
[*]Pack of Cigarettes 17/20
[*]Lighter
[*]Cellphone (no service)
[*]Lockpick set
[*]Pencil
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[b]Powers and Skills:[/b] 
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[*]Mutations –
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[*][b]10' long prehensile tongue[/b] capable of lifting a half-ton (give or take)
[*][b]Mucus Secretions[/b] – He has superspit. I kid you not. There's three variations of it; adhesive, fast-drying, and venemous, though he's never used the latter, and if he licks his hands he's capable of wallcrawling.
[*][b]Super-strength[/b] – His legs are specifically talented, putting it within his range of abilities to dent a sheet of steel or collapse someone's ribcage with a well placed kick. He can leg press upwards of two and a half tons and jump 20' upwards and 30' across.
[*][b]Superhuman Agility[/b] – Parcour! He's capable of scaling buildings quickly and easily and his balance is impeccable. He always lands on his feet, which is a good thing when your primary mutation is super-jumping.
[*][b]Anatomy[/b] – Mort's back is curved downwards, making crouching for long periods of time and hopping on all fours easy, though walking like a normal person is difficult and his gait is bow-legged and hunched. His bones are very flexible and hard to break.
[*][b]Healing Factor[/b] – He's young and isn't aware of this ability yet, but he heals much faster than an ordinary human and can theoretically regenerate limbs over time.
[*][b]Immune System[/b] – Mort grew up taking what he could get when he could get it, and he's really not all that averse to eating live bugs and snakes and the like. This doesn't have any affect on his health.
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[*]Skills –
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[*][b]Art[/b] – Mort's a talented sketch artist, and has about 6 notebooks filled with doodles of nothing in particular. 
[*][b]Mechanical Engineering[/b] – He's not terrible with machines and is good at fixing things. This actually resulted in a mutual, unvoiced crush between him and the X-Man Forge, though it never went anywhere. Maybe he and Tails could collaborate on stuff and things?
[*][b]Knives && Firearms[/b] – He has minimum knowledge of firearms, but he does know how to shoot if need be. On the contrary, he's a natural talent with dual blades and knives, and with some training, could hone these skills into something deadly.
[*][b]Theft[/b] – Years of being desperate have turned him into something of a kleptomaniac. He's a good pickpocket and mug, though a smidge overconfident about this particular skill set.
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[b]Other:[/b] Speaks in [color=LightGreen]Light Green or #90EE90[/color]. Theme for fun: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OB2YoC4sg][i]Ever Fallen In Love[/i][/url] by The Buzzcocks (check it out, punk rock bruh).[/hider]