I submit for your approval, a terrible terrible thing I did. I was sitting at my desk when I thought, [i]What if Wolf Manor was written by an idiot twelve year old fanfic enthusiast?[/i]

Ladies and gentlemen, BoredAtWork Productions presents...DreamMoonWolf Manor!

[hider=I regret nothing] It was a stromy and dark nigt when u find a case at ur door. it sits there in mysteriousness. Its May in spring. In teh case theres a letter that said [i]Your invited to a ball party and a week in teh germans contry. Heres sum money. do u wan't to go or not? -Michel from the DreammoonWolf estate[/i] 

Do u go?
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'Bye Ether!' Kim said 2 the phon. She opend her forest opals eyesd at the box. she opened it and was liek "Oh cooll im totaly gonna go" so she got on a arplane and did.
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jonas was shovling as he saw teh brefcase and said "sumthing is afoot over in germany' Then he shouted bye to his def sis an got on teh plaine.
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Tom was atthe airprt all like 'OH MAN IM SO HANGOVER hey whose that dude?" he said with his smexy eyes at Michael but he did'nt kno it was him
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'OMG im' so kinda intoxated or tired i guess" Evelin said then said "omg its scray hey look a siutcase.' Then she skyped her mum and dad and flew to germany.
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Marci was @ her apartmnt lookinh at a box when she tezted all her frends but they said it wasnttheres. Then she went to the german mountains too as well.
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They were all siting in a room wehn a older guy with hair came in and said. "Hey whats up Im Graven from south.'' they all nodded when sudenly Mike walked in an was all 'Yo im gonna take yall to the German Place." and they were liek OK.
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When they got 2 teh place everyone said hey and Sol DreamMoonWolfFang said "Hey guys this is Flix hes cool, right pal?"

"Yup.' Felix says sexily
'Omfg felux <3!' said Lyn
"Omfg Sol <3!" says Jonad.
'Omfg books <3!' Kim said hapily.
'Omfg party!" sais Marcilen
'omfg piano.' Gravin says.
'OMFG ROOM" said tom.

"Oh btw' said Sol 'Were all vrampires an were gonna eat u.' Then they had a picnick.

FIN
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I will only accept praise in the format of a Charlie Kane clapping gif. [sub]my god what have I done[/sub]