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'TIS I!!!
*Pierces your chest with my sword*
Never fear, Simon Starmount is here, to destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear. I will end your cruel necromancing!
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Alucard:

*looks down to the sword that currently resides in my chest cavity, as I pull myself from your weapon*

I just went to hell, I don't plan on going back so soon, weakling.

*backhands you with enough force to snap your neck*