[quote=@Etcetera]
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*Ducks and cuts your throat with it*
To Hell demon beast, from whence you came! I'm the strongest warrior you will regrettably face!
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*catches your blade, crumpling the metal it is made from*

Alucard:

I have slain gods. What is a petty human like you to do against a being that can simply touch you and kill you?