You guys need to go there in the middle of the night.

Like, I usually try to avoid Wal-Mart because it is usually so shitty (for instance, half of all wal-marts smell like dirty diapers and I don't know why). However, when working the night shift, there isn't a lot of stores open at three in the morning, so if my headphones broke or I needed some shit for the next day and didn't want to wake up early, I had to go to Wal-Mart.

It's a beautiful experience at that time, when most of the customers are greasy old men in fat-carts who you figure must be shut-ins otherwise, and the employees almost invariably have meth-teeth. This is the Wal-Mart that serial murderers and professional pedophiles know, so it is quite a thing getting a peak at it.