[quote=@Wraithblade6]
Things a father might say:

1. Son, weren't you supposed to return that plutonium to the proper authorities? 
2. Son, I don't know why you get so upset. I know you might have killed a number of innocent people, but... don't we all?
3. Sorry son, but you're grounded. No bombs.
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#Father of the century Award.