Hmm..... I was only gone for a day correct? Excuse me while I assess the situation and catch up on everyone's shenanigans. 

EDIT: I have a solution! Everyone is banned... wait, no that's dumb. 

EDIT EDIT: In regards to multiple characters; If you feel able to keep up with two characters I will allow it, although please remember to make it clear which character is doing things in your post. 

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[h3]The Gentleman[/h3]
Took a poo. Blah blah blah blah blah etc.
[h3]The Lady[/h3]
Sprayed air freshener. [/quote]

EDIT EDIT EDIT: In regards to the recent shenanigans; Did you guys really fill up two pages worth of OOC just debating arbitrary numbers and scemantics? Look at Captain Lockheart's credentials. She has several billion counts of attempted murder, which is an interesting story that you should definitely ask the Captain about, I think we can have a bit of creative license. 

EDIT etc.....: As for [@WilsonTurner] I apologize for making you go over your CS several times without giving you much direction. I think it was the whole "I blew up Cuba once." thing that really threw me off about it. Your character is accepted, welcome aboard the Black Dirk. 

EDIT EDIT etc...: To everyone else who's posted a CS so far you are accepted, velcome aboard the Black Dirk.

Note: How has no one gotten the joke about the Black Dirk yet? Maybe my humor is too vague?