In a general sense there are always people who call and list all their graphic sickness symptoms and expect me to diagnose them. About once a month somebody calls to say the meat in their chinese food is dog or rat or worms or something. Elderly ladies call because they just want someone to talk to for an hour. And then there are the people who swear terrorists are tainting the food supply and the health department is just there to take bribes and the president is corrupt and we're in league with the NSA against humanity. Because someone brought a dog into a supermarket.

Ari seems like she's gonna be so fun to mess with, btw. XD