[quote=@Scarifar]
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Tell that to the Silver Streaker :P
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He's not technically naked, you know. It's kind of like he's wearing a silver morphsuit, except he has no... you know. Oh, and this:

[quote=@Ashifili]
Silver Streaker doesn't have his pOnOs waggling around while he runs, does he? He's literally just a naked clothing store mannequin.
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