[quote=@Spriggs27]
Damn I take a nap and come back to find this full of sex puns, and I still don't get the name of the ship joke. 
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[i]The real name;[/i]
Black Dirk (dirk being an army knife, usually used in deadly thrusts)

[b]Take this name, then relate it to the exact shape of the ship, you get;[/b]

[i]The joke;[/i]
Black Di(c)k (another deadly item for thrusting)

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I am (hopefully) immune to mod reporting due to this post being solely an explanation. I am not a perv. I rest my case...
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