[@Akayaofthemoon] Awesome aunt is a go! [color=f7941d][b]"Oi did ya just touch me kids? Do ya 'ave a bloody screw loose?! Maybe I should fix that for ya!" *Giant spike hammer of awesomeness*[/b][/color]

Or alternatively

[color=f7941d][b]"Come on kids, there are some giant spiders that need a bashin'! Don't worry, I won't tell yer mum."[/b][/color]