I was going through some old documents on my laptop, most of them were half-finished character sheets or RP ideas. Then I came across a list of quotes from OldGuild that used to be in my sig. I thought some of them were funny and wanted to share. (I tried to tag everyone I could find. Sorry they're all about me, that's kind of how sig quotes work, and I'm a narcissist.)

[QUOTE=@Hellis]Clirkus, you are but a source of gifs to me.
A endless supply of gifs.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=@Ace of Spades]Clirkus is like a weed.  You see him growing over there in the corner of your yard, but he's too close to the fence to hit with the mower, and you'll be f***ed to bother finding where you put the weed whacker over the winter months, so you just don't bother.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Codexanother]Gingers have no souls because Clirkus eats them.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=@KnightShade]I was gay for Clirkus before it was cool[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=@Jorick][QUOTE=@Azarthes][QUOTE=@Esper]Haven't you ridiculed Clirkus enough for a while everyone?[/quote]
Nope.[/QUOTE]Of course not.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=@Taaj][QUOTE=@Herzinth]Clirkus is such a womanizing flirt.[/QUOTE]
I KNOW omg i feel so womanized.[/QUOTE]
[quote=Manic]You are such a virgin. [/quote]