[quote=@PlatinumSkink]
[@Terminal] Th-that's... so silly. Gosh... Murphy, we didn't need you at this point...
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It's not Murphy's Fault here, it's mine. I've been sitting on the story for days and could have turned it in anytime. Nobody to blame but myself here for deciding to wait until the last day (for essentially no reason I might add).

Well. Also the TREACHEROUS ACCOMPLICE who decided to borrow my laptop, but mostly me. I should have known something like this could/can happen. Stuff like this does happen all the time in contests. If not me, it's usually somebody else.

So yeah, the Aesop here is: IF THE COOKIES ARE READY, EAT THEM IMMEDIATELY. OTHERWISE SOMEBODY ELSE WILL.