[quote=@Spud]
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Dude this is uncanny valley right here ... I'm ace too haha. 

I went to a nightclub and this strange dude starts dancing in my direction and stuff, tries to be flirty.

>"Hey gurl, what do you study?"
>"I'm a graduate"
>"Whoa you don't look that old"
>HowNotToGetAGirl.jpg

Isn't it like rule 1 of impressing a lady to tell her she's not old like EVER?! 

I think Irish folks are just hopeless at flirting sometimes, got to admit though, I admire the Irish girls for havin' the balls to get out there and ask lads out themselves. I sorta like this guy I know and he used to like me, but neither of us is Irish-Irish and neither has the balls to ask each other out. Its like HYPER awkward. That "Alright I'm going to bed now" is the best comeback ever though x'D will totally use that one in the future if you dont mind me robbing it!
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How also NOT to get a girl = this one guy back in college said to me "you don't have a pretty face, but you have a great arse." >.>

And [@Sep] - Grangemouth.