Oh man, maybe the solution is to continually add on more "X"s to existing names until the end of time

I for one can't wait for the day the one true hero XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXKill_BonesXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX rises up to save us all