[quote=@ImportantNobody]
If the attack was too slow it would still be incoming as Listia attacks, so in actually it would be far more dangerous to have a blade careening towards one's nether regions than being stabbed in the abdomen. In exchange she would likely get a hit on him as his attack is hitting her.
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I did say I was going to hit someone in the fanny. Also that kind of force could break my wrist, thus the slow approach of melon is preferred. Listen to melon! 

Also what did Rilla mean by "Comedy" earlier?