[quote=@Lightning Fast]
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I've got my phone's data plan for checking messages and reading posts: I just can't collab on posts is all. :)

Probably should've clarified that, eh?
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I mean 'without internet' implied you were heading for no-man's land.. a cold and desolate place filled with halfhearted hobbies and unfinished books.