The first thing Dan noticed when he opened his eyes, other than the white and blue void was that some guy with wings and wielding a giant Popsicle stick like a sword charging at him. His first idea was for some reason to stab him to death and take the "sword'as a trophy, immediately afterwards he remembered that taking trophies was stupid. Long story short he had absolutely no idea what was going on.

While Dan was ignoring the urge to stab the fairy, someone in red pajamas or something fired a jet of water in the direction of the Popsicleblade user. Since he was not sure if that would help he tried to put his hands in front of his face to protect it. It was at this point he realized several things, namely he had only one hand, it seemed to be covered by something black and shiny and he was wearing a ring he recognized from Homestuck. These facts combined with the urge to stab someone and claim a trophy lead him to a bizarre conclusion.

[color=92278f]"I have become a Jack Noir!?!?"[/color] Now he had to figure out which version he was, the fact that he had the ring at least limited it to the pre-scratch version but there were still three forms left even in that case. Okay actually two since the first one wouldn't have the ring. Anyway this wasn't the time to figure that out, if the waterblast didn't stop the fairy he might have to fight.

Hoping he was right so far, he reached for his chest where he should have a sword. and indeed the sword was  lodged in there. [color=92278f]"Okay, I really hope the theory about the sword is true."[/color] He pulled the black blade out of his abdomen without encountering any resistance.[i][color=92278f]"So far so good, that part was painless at least. "[/color][/i]