Carbon Monoxide alarm just went off, so this post is going to take a bit longer. I'll be here, lingering in the background, but I've been kicked from the comfort of my desktop and the inside, to outside (which was rather nice this morning, but the sun is stinging now) and have been reduced to writing the post on my phone, which is proving to be relatively annoying. Unfortunately, I can't go to the nearest library to write up a post because I can't leave my parrot and my sister. Bare with me, everyone, please!