"YOU CALL THIS A WALDORF SALAD YOU WORTHLESS TWAT?! IT'S GOT SO MUCH FUCKING MAYONNAISE THE KING PURE SELECT WANTS TO MAKE IT HIS QUEEN!"

With a clatter, the sous chef- one Chupacabra Capadora- threw the bowl of lackluster salad against the wall.

"YOU'RE LUCKY WE'VE GOT A QUEST, OR SO HELP ME I'D FEED YOU TO THE HEAD CHEF'S PIG! NOW TRY AGAIN, AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. fucking wanker, always dropping the ball on the simplest recipes... I'm going for a walk to try and forget that Holocaust against flavor."

Let's go with a lifestyle wandering.
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Looks like we'll need to find some wood.