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[i]"I don't think it's a dream."[/i]

He was afraid she was going to say that. It would have been infinitely better if some part of his subconscious popped up and said "Hahaha, jokes on you." So he could proceed to strangle it and wake up from this weird dream. He sighed, ugh, this freakin' sucked. Almost worse than losing all of his anarchy stacks on Borderlands after getting 400. Well, it could be worse. It could always be worse. Everyone could be going around like a lunatic and trying to kill each other.

[color=92278f][i]"I don't take orders from anyone, graveyardstuffer!"[/i][/color]

Oh wait. Ugh. People. Why must they always try to kill each other? Really, they should all just be working together to figure out this mess, but no. They were fighting and probably were going to kill one of them. Really, he wanted to just ignore it, but for some reason there was this...little twitch, telling him to get involved. Why? He couldn't exactly say but if he had to guess, it was because explosions were going to possibly be a thing.

[color=8493ca]"And we have our first volunteer-!"[/color]

...fuck it. Kirby had the right idea. They should probably break up this fighting before it escalated any further. Kind of funny since Deathtrap was originally built as an anti-bullying robot. But what exactly could he...do? Well, he could have Deathtrap make sure the pick ball of happiness didn't get hurt or something.

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"Can you back me up? I'm gonna try to suck up their weapons maybe I can get them to stop fighting if they don't have any weapons. Oh, and I'm Cia by the way!" [/i]

Being the eternal realist, he was pretty sure people, if they wanted too, would fighting without weapons. Or rather, they'd just make new weapons. Meh. Well, it couldn't hurt to try. Not like he'd probably get hurt. And DT was a big guy, he could handle some punishment.

[color=ed1c24]"Yo, Deathtrap. Make sure that pink ball doesn't get hurt or something, yeah?"[/color] A brief mechanical noise that sounded like a trash compactor lost a fight with a razorblade came from the robot, before turning its attention to Kirby. Her plan seemed like the best so far. Well, aside from having Deathtrap give them the clap of death and explode all of them.[/center]