[@Akayaofthemoon]*unable to resist the call if cuteness, begins to pet Aqua* "Yhis is my life now, isn't it? Arguing with space captains, petting shape-shifting Rick women. . . God dammit, I'd make millions if I made this into a book. If only I wasn't a terrible writer."

Edit:[@Guardian Angel Haruki]"Hmmmmmmmm."*skeptical Reggie is skeptical*

Current Mars:*Climbs to top of Canfice's shoulder and purrs in contentment*

Alt. Mars:"Weren't you supposed to be prideful?"