I think one opinion that we can all safely express is that this thread has the potential to go downhill fairly easily.

Another opinion I feel like I should voice though is that the move Earthquake has a much higher distribution than it should for something so reliably powerful, and its incredible availability is the primary factor contributing to the fact that Ground-type immunities and weaknesses often break what suspension of disbelief Pokemon has to offer due to the fact that Game Freak seems determined to give it a very low-lying animation as compared to, say, Stone Edge- Much lower than Pokemon with floating models generally stay over the course of their idle animation cycles.