[quote=@Zed]
<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes>

Pls, Holmeslice.
Come out.
Show us your true form as a...TransCanadian.
You're just a Canadian in the body of an Amurikan.
ADMIT.
IT.
[/quote]

But I don't even smell like maple syrup. And I don't wear flannel. And the pet moose is only temporary.