[@Prince of Seraphs]: The only thing that fits the theme I am capable of is something along the lines of:

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Once upon a time, granny had two kittens. and because she couldn't tell them apart, she named one Mittens, and drowned the other.
Sweet dreams.
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I hinted enough about my plans, I jsut need an evening to move them along a bit further :P